Installing a husband

Posted: July 4, 2010 in Uncategorized

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From customer to IT support:

Dear Tech Support,

Last  year, I upgraded from Boyfriend  5.0  to  Husband  1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated  flawlessly under  Boyfriend  5.0.

In  addition,  Husband  1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such  as

-Romance  9.5  and   Personal  Attention 6.5,  and then installed undesirable programs such  as
-EPL 20.1
-FIFA 2.01
-F1  4.1.

Conversation  8.0  no longer runs, and  HouseCleaning  2.6  simply  crashes the system.
Please note  that I have tried running  Nagging  5.3 to fix these  problems, but to no avail.
What can I  do?


Reply from IT Support to customer:


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

  1. jue says:

    mcm ni pun ada yerp..
    besh la kalo main install2 je! hihihi

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