Contoh resume : awas! jgn guna time nk minta kerja

Name: Ah Mei
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don’t like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father’s name: Daddy
Father’s IC: You ask him
Mother’s name: Mummy
Mother’s IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification:Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Video lawak: Lagu Duet Korea

Petang2 cmni xtau nk tulih pasal apa..Tetiba ak teringat video2 lawak yg pernah tgk. Haa kalu dulu ak dh tunjuk video hantu kambing kan, kali ni nak tunjuk video lagu duet korea lak. Pasangan tu bukan main menghayati lagu yg dorang nyanyi, skali ada la rakyat Malaysia yg terlampau rajin pi wat senikata utk lagu tu. Memang lawak habis..Sakit perut ak guling2 tgk video ni. Ulang 10 kali pun rasa kelakar lagi..hehe Selamat menonton.